AlexK 0 #1 June 21, 2006 When I talk to whuffos, I invariably get the response "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" I know there are some snappy comebacks to this, but it has always struck me as odd that everyone uses this exact same phrase. It is almost like they are reading from a script. It is never "a good airplane" or "an airplane that is not about to crash" or "an airplane that is just fine" This got me to wondering where this cultural meme came from, as a response to skydiving. I don't remember ever seeing it on TV, which would normally account for this kind of common response. Anyone else have any ideas? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 June 21, 2006 I thought the whole "why would you jump from aperfectly good plane" was tongue in cheek humour for people that couldnt understand, like a universal phrase. Then my old man said it...then a guy at work... and yes they said "perfectly" good plane 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #3 June 21, 2006 Why would you want to take a dump in a perfectly clean toilet? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peckerhead 0 #4 June 21, 2006 Why ski off of a perfectly good chairlift? If it is still running wouldn't it be safer to just ride it back down? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #5 June 21, 2006 Losers. I guess they'll never get it. It is odd they all use the same phrase though. I find it fucking annoying in honesty, like at work when somone sees one of my photos on my toolbox and they have to try and take the piss and make me out to be the idiot? Huh, I'm the one thats enjoying life. I think they try to take the piss to mask how insiginificant everything in their life is. Most fun they probably have is going fishing once a week or walking the dog. Its because of people like that that surfing is on the extreme sports channel. Whats up with that by the way? It's shit to watch and I wouldn't class it as extreme. You know I amaze myself how I wind myself up and get angry sometimes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #6 June 21, 2006 I love surfing and have surfed most of my life..... But it is fucking boring to watch on the telly. How does it get so much coverage?? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #7 June 21, 2006 Yeah, I'm sure its fun to do but it doesn't deserve the coverage it gets on TV. Put on more damn freestyle motorcross, BASE or some skydiving dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,822 #8 June 21, 2006 >like at work when somone sees one of my photos on my toolbox and >they have to try and take the piss and make me out to be the idiot? So don't put pictures on your toolbox. If you want people to see em, some will think they're cool and some will think they're stupid. If you don't want to hear their comments, keep them in your wallet or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 June 21, 2006 When I'm working long hours doing overtime, they are my motorvation not to book off and go home early But yeah, I see what you mean. Of course they could just say nothing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #10 June 21, 2006 I have found atleast in my office that the people that talk to me about it will ask questions and think that it is crazy, but we (me and the people that think its crazy) have a fun little exchange like, be careful, or don't do something stupid, and I say i'll try, then they ask me if I am jumping and I invairiably say yes and then they say so maybe not so safe. But I think its fun to look at their faces when I tell them that I am going to jump this weekend. Its a great convo starter, you are gonna have to deal with the super conservative people who don't get it or think its a silly risk. Anyway I would say keep the pictures take the highroad, and at somepoint you have to just deal. After a while when they see the joy that it brings you they will come around and see it for what you see it.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,890 #11 June 21, 2006 It's immortalized in film: You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that? If they knew anything about airplanes, they would know that a "perfect" one doesn't exist, and never has.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #12 June 21, 2006 And certainly doesn't describe some of the ones we jump from...Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexK 0 #13 June 21, 2006 Quote It's immortalized in film: You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that? If they knew anything about airplanes, they would know that a "perfect" one doesn't exist, and never has. That's from Point Break (1991). The phrase is much older than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #14 June 21, 2006 Quote It's immortalized in film: You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that? If they knew anything about airplanes, they would know that a "perfect" one doesn't exist, and never has. My standard come back has always been "They haven’t made a "perfectly good” airplane yet. If they question that I go on to explain AD’s to them. The only plane that I know of that has not had an AD against it is a Howard DGA.My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darkwing 4 #15 June 21, 2006 It was certainly a standard phrase when I started jumping in 1973. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,325 #16 June 21, 2006 Quotea Howard DGA A 'Damn Good Airplane' Jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 June 21, 2006 Quote It's immortalized in film: You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that? If they knew anything about airplanes, they would know that a "perfect" one doesn't exist, and never has. Whoa, time out John! What about your Mooney? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 June 21, 2006 I seen some guys i used to knock about with when i was on my way to the DZ, they are the typical type who like to think they are as hard as nails. They seen my kit bag and asked where i was going, when i replied skydiving one of em turned around and said "only skydiving? not exactly BASE jumping is it" I just gave that dry smile that says "yes keep walking, i have no time for you wanker"1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crum 0 #20 June 21, 2006 Yea, I tell em skydiving is safer than the airplane ride, or the proverbial "its more dangerous to drive to the dropzone" but they still look at me with that dumb dog look...... at that point I usually invite them to come along sometime and make their first jump.... have yet to get anyone to go....but I'm still workin on that. -- Dont let em piss ya off, they're just jealous you are doing something with your life that they could never dream of doing!!!! ******Today is one day too late.******** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cdhezel 0 #21 June 21, 2006 amigo, I jump and I surf, and if you don't think it can be extreme just take a smim out into a 7m reef break, don´t be a victim of your own naive critics by knocking another sport, weather you fly or swim they're not your elements, be greatful to the respective gods that inspired you to get there. oh, and for the standard perfect aeroplane cliche, how the ±µ~ do you know how good it is until after it lands.When I go, I want to pass away in my sleep, just like my dear old Grandmother, NOT screaming like the passengers in the car she was driving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 1 #22 June 21, 2006 To: "Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" what I want to say is that I don't owe them a f***g explanation. Of course, that would seem a bit antisocial. So, to try to get that point across in a more socially acceptable way, I often say, "I don't explain it; I just do it." Sometimes they get the hint, sometimes they don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,890 #23 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuote It's immortalized in film: You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Johnny, how do you feel about that? If they knew anything about airplanes, they would know that a "perfect" one doesn't exist, and never has. Whoa, time out John! What about your Mooney? Close, but it's not perfect - another 50hp would be nice.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #24 June 21, 2006 QuoteMy standard come back has always been "They haven’t made a "perfectly good” airplane yet. Yourself and Kallend need this shirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stanlholmes 0 #25 June 22, 2006 Wow. Lots of hostility. Just shrug your shoulders and say, "Because the door was open." They'll just look at you like you're stupid and walk away or laugh and start a conversation. I'm still new, but it works for me. Stan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites