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In the Words of Tim Dillon: Oh, For Christ! You're Killin' Me Grandpa ... X 3.5 (Half for Nick) & To Stave Off Spontaneous Combustion... ...I Need Humor: Tim Dillon on National Parks

BASE Access Board Member Dylan Avatar youtube com/watch?v=_qGMtOu5HPU Question #1: Which one of you Forking Geniuses thought this was reasonable? Yup ... UHUCK 3.0 ... The USPA Edition Blatantly Ridiculous, & Obviously NOT Reasonable... as it was removed; yet the date was not changed. (Ridiculous: "Deserving of Ridicule or Mockery.") Uhuck Context Note: Although I've Indeed Been Breakin' Balls... Uhuck was actually a decent idea. I met Lee (crossfirepilot) prior to Bridge Day 2007; a good dude, nothing negative. However, Uhuck overall reminds me of a movie I recently watched on Amazon Prime called, "Absolutely Anything." -- Excellent concept / premise, Robin Williams wonderfully voices the dog, but horrible execution & atrocious writing. Very Annoying Movie; but thankfully, a good ending. If Uhuck had focused less on the website, keeping their identities secret, selling t-shirts... (among the other referenceable issues) ...& more on the event specifics, low key organizing jumpers & better preparation for probable mass prosecutions, it absolutely could've been productive.

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Wow, Ody... Wow. ...& Norway...

So, Nick: I believe that "preserving the record" is the reasonable & appropriate terminology... ...but I sure do love your words: "Just keeping it all straight for when we are all gone." basejumper net/thread/1663481#1668803

I wonder if Rapoza realizes that he sent me this, on Jeb's birthday... ...Nah, I'm just joking; very rhetorical. Rapoza ain't payin' attention to Jack Crap. I've brought up this quote multiple times, in multiple ways, & not even the slightest inkling. Which also reminds me of a silly set of Seinfeld bloopers... ...[Rapoza] isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this: -- youtube dot com/watch?v=cFpKs4FEITo -- But see, the kicker, is that the Jeb part isn't even the primary material matter... ...It's what was posted on this very website on the exact same day, in 2005. & for anyone interested in the scavenger hunt, I'm not referencing my posts... ...As my very first post, was a mere two months later, on May 24th, 2005. basejumper net/thread/2876702#2876763 basejumper net/thread/2996802#2996874

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The Answer BTW ... is Yes. When Your Mom took me to the Carnival... ...I indeed told her what you gave me at Bridge Day 2007. & She Said, "Oh Jesus!"

Uhhh Ohhh ... Looks like DG didn't "like" my post. So, Nick, ya wanna know a secret? I'm Blatantly Lying. Bwahahaha Oh No ... Not about the Shoe-Goo Boot in the Ass; That's Definitely Happening. I AM Lying about a "Trilogy" ... There is not going to be any GD Forking Trilogy. This again, was mockery; of the cupcakes & "start a podcast" posts from BJ. I'm not gonna be in any forking BASE movie; not doing any podcasts, radio, video or any other interviews. & given everything that can be referenced on BJ over the years, I'm undoubtedly not involving the news media of any kind within what I'm planning. "Uhuck" style media involvement will be wholly unnecessary. & Most Importantly, I won't be asking for a penny from anyone... ...I've got absolutely everything I need; including Jean Boenish. Speaking of Which... ...I Made Her Laugh on the Phone; using your "Yikes...The Future" thread. Even funnier, because my 2020 Joke STILL Applies for 2024; minus unfunny fraud. "Jean Boenish marries into money, is discovered by the Orange Man, he drops Pence, she runs, & is elected Vice-President of the United States in 2020. Her first official act is abolishing the NPS." "Jean Boenish marries into money, is discovered by the Orange Man, he needs a woman, she runs, & is elected Vice-President of the United States in 2024. Her first official act is abolishing the NPS." GRIN -- basejumper dot net/thread/564962 & Yes ... I've indeed done Weird Al style adjustments on each of your other, "predictions."

Shhh... it's a "Secret"

Public Personal "Secret"

...Shrug... What can I say, Bryan... ...The Lay-Deez Do Love Me! & by "The Lay-Deez" ... I specifically mean Older Women; like my RNs & Attending Physicians. & ... Your Mom

...& a video too. youtube dot com/watch?v=vjnIj6JdvU8

basejumper net/thread/2964749 Your Mom took me to the Carnival... ...we wore His & Hers black hazmat suits.

Well, Nick... ...perhaps... ...You, should make that movie; WITH Marah. Ya Know, given that you're the best storyteller on the dorkzone. Along with your rather unique qualifications & positioning / involvement within all of that History. Why not make it easy for Marah, to make that movie? -- You've already got a full-length feature film showing you exactly what she can & would do with this sort of story / stories. -- Start drawing up a script, get all the stories organized, make storyboards, compile all the footage... hand her the movie that she Needs to make & let her once again work her Magic as she did with Jean & Carl. Not to mention that Good Ol' Cliche... ...If You Want Something Done Right, You've Gotta Do It Yourself. Then she can finish off the Trilogy with me (& Jean), after I've (metaphorically) implanted my Shoe GOO-ed Hanwag Boot in the NPS's Ass. My only hope will be that Scott Gediman is still there once I'm able to begin this process & succeed. So that he's still a park employee when I look him square in the face after a wonderful jump & firmly inform him what an Utter Jackass he is; then maybe Pope can land on him. -- Just like the Other Jackass within Sunshine Superman who said, "You don't have to dislike someone to, take away their freedom." ... ... ... "The Park's Values" ... ... ... No, Ya Old Fart Jackasses, That's MY Park. https://basejumper dot net/thread/2995747#2995848 " PS: a big hello to all the [non-BASE friendly] rangers reading this post! "