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I was so inspired by Trump's win that I'm going to the next local school board meeting and argue that they hire the town drunks to drive the school buses.

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I wonder what impact this may have on the hostages, if any are still alive?

A man living in California is unemployed so he goes down to the local Job Center. He sees an ad for a Gynecologist's Assistant. He asks the clerk for details about the job. The clerk pulls the file and says, "The job entails getting the women ready for the gynecological consult. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the examination. There's an annual salary of $75,000 but you're going to have to go to Chicago." The man said, "Oh. That's where the job is?" The clerk said, "No. That's where the end of the line is right now."

One day, Donald Trump suddenly died. After dying, Donald found himself standing at the gates of Hell. Satan walks up to him and says, "Hello Donald Trump! Welcome to Hell! I have watched you for your entire life and looked forward to having you here for a long time! Unfortunately, there's a little complication right now. it's so crowded down here, I can't really accommodate you unless you take someone else's place. To make up for the inconvenience, I will give you three options to choose from." Satan takes Donald Trump to a door. Donald opens it and looks inside. He sees Richard Nixon standing on a diving board. Nixon dives into a swimming pool, gets out, gets back on the diving board, and dives in again. Donald Trump says, "If I pick that, I have to do that for eternity?" Satan said, "Yes." Trump said, "I don't think so." Satan takes Donald to another door. He looks inside and sees George Bush sitting on the floor with a hammer and he's breaking rocks. As soon as he breaks a rock, another rock instantly appears. Donald says, "If I pick that, that's what I have to do for eternity?" Satan says, "Yes." Donald says, "No, that's not what I want." Satan takes Donald Trump to the third door. Donald opens the door and looks inside. He sees Bill Clinton lying face up on a bed and he's naked. His arms and legs are tied down so he can't move. Monica Lewinsky is also in the room and she's doing what Monica Lewinsky became famous for doing. Donald grins from ear to ear and screams, "That's what I want! That's what I want!" Satan looks at Donald and says, "Are you sure?" Donald says, "YES! YES!" Satan says, "Ok, Donald. Your choice is granted." Then, Satan turns around and says, "Hey Monica! You're free to go!"

“I don’t want to know what the law is. I want to know who the judge is.” - Roy Cohn, Donald Trump’s Mentor

As I watched the debate and saw Trump lie with impunity, I was reminded about why you don’t play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over, then shits all over the board, then struts around like it won.

I remember when Donald Trump said he had so much money that he would self-finance his presidential run. Well, like he said when he talked about "DRAIN THE SWAMP"....."Then, I started saying it like I meant it."

Joe should demand that Trump shouldn't come up with an excuse not to show up.

I read that she won her primary. Georgia Trumpsters are probably gnashing their teeth....Oops!....tooth.

Way back in the day, there was a small DZ in Hebron, Illinois that had a AN-2. I made a few jumps from it.

I have emailed Marco Rubio numerous times and all I've ever received is word salad so late in coming that I forgot what questions I asked him.

I have one question. When Donald Trump told America that he had 400 million dollars in cash, how long did it take Allen Weisselberg to stop laughing?

Now, Donald Trump is claiming that he can't make the 464 million dollar bond in his civil fraud case. Don't be fooled. It's not that Donald Trump doesn't have the money. He doesn't have enough OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY!

If I get to be Karma for a day, Matt Gaetz has a close encounter with the angry father of one of these young ladies....in a secluded place where there's no one around to hear him scream.

Supporting Donald Trump is a condition that should be added to the DSM.

“Trump allows people to express their racism and bigotry a way that they haven’t been able to in quite a while and they really love him for that. It’s a shocking thing to realize people love their hatred more than they care about their own actual lives.” - Fran Lebowitz

Ok. Thanks!

I just saw a commercial for the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, FL, and showed a skydiver jumping and landing in the pool by the hotel. Does anyone know who that skydiver was and who filmed it?

In the distant future, archaeologists will dig up the fossilized balls and backbones of Trump era Republicans where Mar-a-LIE-go now stands.

And you wonder why he's ranked fourth from the bottom.....

How ironic it would be if someone in Egypt and Jordan came out and said they were going to build a wall.....and make Israel pay for it.

https://youtu.be/IOwQmSc2I3A?si=PU6UZUl-Ua7j9iHZ

An engineer died and found himself standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. After looking through the Great Book, Saint Peter said, "I don't see your name. You can't enter." The engineer said, "I lived a good life. It must be a mistake. Please look again." After checking a second time, Saint Peter said, " Your name's not here. You have to go to the other place. A month later, God called Satan and asked, "How's everything going down there?" Satan said, "Everything's great! That engineer you sent down here a month ago is fantastic! The smoke is gone, we have escalators all over the place, and in two weeks, we're going to have air conditioning!" God said, "You weren't supposed to be getting an engineer. It has to be a mistake! Send him back right now!" Satan said, "No way!" God said, "If you don't send him back right now, I'll sue you!" Satan then said, "And where do you think you'll find a lawyer?"

And they voted for the man who paid porn star hush money WITH A CHECK.....right?