darkwing 4 #51 January 5, 2008 If you look down and see blue, turn over. -- Jeff My Skydiving History Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #52 January 5, 2008 "All of my cut-aways have been intentional." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #53 January 5, 2008 If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough. EFS forever... Dead guy in training. Skydivers go down faster. The smell of fear...(after someone farts on the plane) edit for punctuation As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #54 January 5, 2008 I now know the color of fear....its brown. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #55 January 5, 2008 "He (or she) is too stupid to live." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grubber 0 #56 January 5, 2008 "Can I be on your ash dive?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #57 January 5, 2008 "Can I put $20 on <insert name here>?" -- bounce bingo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #58 January 5, 2008 "The spot is only important if you care where you land." Peace, -Jeff.Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #59 January 5, 2008 "That Guy is just a Crater Looking for coordinates" "Be Safe, Have Fun and Look Good For the Camera!" "It is only that last inch that Hurts" "He is going to do a Trick, Someone dial 9-1" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joea 0 #60 January 5, 2008 I have to stop to wipe the tears from my eyes so I can read on.... You guys are crackin' me up!! It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. - Clarence Worley from "True Romance" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #61 January 5, 2008 First one to the crater gets the best stuff! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #62 January 5, 2008 Ask your instructor.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMiller 1 #63 January 5, 2008 Eddie always told me: Don't worry! Whatever happens to you, I'll be fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #64 January 5, 2008 "Geronimo!" "Yer dead until you pull!" "Here's a tooth."Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 2 #65 January 5, 2008 I used this on my last landing (flared a bit high): "Wait, wait, wait, keep it going straight, and...finish." From little Ella in manifest over the PA: "Go to bus! Go to bus! Go to bus! Go to bus! Go to bus!" - David SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #66 January 5, 2008 "I ain't jumpin' it." -- any packer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highspeeddirt 0 #67 January 5, 2008 if the porter's rockin,dont come knockin pound your round and flare your square real men hand deploy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #68 January 5, 2008 "Dont spend the rest of your life fucking with a Malfunction" "Dont give up till your goggles fill with Blood" "Stupid Hurts" "Flare on the third "OH SHIT!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #69 January 5, 2008 "Pull your strings."---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #70 January 5, 2008 Quote"You don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn." - As witnessed on every dropzone I've been to. i kinda get what this means just not excactly? could you enlighten me lol? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dragon2 2 #71 January 5, 2008 "flare when you hear the crickets" ciel bleu, Saskia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pchapman 278 #72 January 5, 2008 "Don't pull low, unless you are..." My instructor after I got my "A" licence: "You now have a licence to kill...yourself." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
palstev 2 #73 January 5, 2008 "If you die we split your gear!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #74 January 5, 2008 "PULL THE FUCKING STRING, AND DON'T SUE ME PRICK!!!" - Alex Barnes when he jumpmastered a student as the student fell away. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genn 0 #75 January 5, 2008 "501- now get it done" "Low man buys beer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites