airathanas 0 #26 August 21, 2007 How about: "Packers do it on their knees." http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff.Donohue 0 #27 August 21, 2007 I like Airtec's slogan: "The sky isn't the limit. The ground is." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buzi 0 #28 August 21, 2007 Those who hesitate shall inherit the earth, Took me a second to get it, but I like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thesaint 0 #29 August 22, 2007 I like the one: Skydivers don't cheat death, they ring his doorbell and run. It pisses him off! "If a thousand people agree on a dumb ideal, it's STILL a dumb ideal." Skully Bro #1 - POPS# 10440 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CJSJumper 0 #30 August 22, 2007 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #31 August 22, 2007 If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. ____________________________________________________________ I always thought that one should be for BASE. For skydiving it should be: If at second you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #32 August 22, 2007 Skydiving.....cause other hobbies just plain suck. I do like the T-shirt that reads: Your sport uses one ball, mine requires both.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #33 August 22, 2007 old,,, but accurate.. "My drinking club, has a skydiving problem"...jimmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #34 August 26, 2007 SKYDIVE you fall before you fly.Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 99 #35 August 26, 2007 QuoteBetter to burn in then fade away. I think it should be Better to burn in than fade away. How about: Air cooled, gravity powered and also: Gravity, it's not just a good idea, it's the lawPeople are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #36 August 26, 2007 Live dangerously, date your riggers wifeskydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #37 August 27, 2007 "You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid" (from Go Fast) When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD, unless you do everything RIGHT!"In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #38 August 27, 2007 I have a tshirt that says "Got Balls? Skydive" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbondvegas 0 #39 August 27, 2007 Quote"You'll be fine as long as you don't do anything stupid" (from Go Fast) When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD, unless you do everything RIGHT! I like the first one! I've always hated the second one...everything is a bit of a hyperbole. How about we reword that one to be more truthfull... "When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!"- - - I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #40 August 27, 2007 my favorite has always been.. QuoteIf riding in a plane is 'flying' then riding in a boat is 'swimming'. i've also seen added "Skydive and get into the element." but I like it better without the 'lead pipe' explanation.____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #41 August 27, 2007 I think this is great.. "once you`ve tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." Leonardy Da Vincy ok, it`s not the most funniest slogan..but do i care? NO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 180 #42 August 27, 2007 "Skydiving...The World Series of Russian Roulette" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #43 August 27, 2007 Quote "When you jump out of an airplane, you're DEAD....well.... unless you do several things right...well not right....more like reasonably close to correct or almost right....well actually....even if you F it all up, your Cypress still might still save you....but then again...you might do everything perfectly right and still die. Sound Like Fun? Enjoy!" lol.. I like this one. Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #44 August 28, 2007 Quote I think this is great.. "once you`ve tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." Leonardy Da Vincy ok, it`s not the most funniest slogan..but do i care? NO just so you are aware.. there is NO evidence that Da Vinci ever said/wrote this...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #45 August 28, 2007 No, i wrote it.....i just find a name to put in, it would be more dorky if i have sign with johan420 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JAGOZ 0 #46 August 29, 2007 Sticker on the back of a helmet "if you can read this i am too fat""Chicks dig guys that jump out of Planes! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntax 0 #47 August 29, 2007 Skydivers are good to the last drop , is my favourite. The best quote was one from and old Rambling On mag. " Freefall?? . Its like theres a static line attached to my wallet! "------------------------------------skydiving...the grounds the limit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashkit 0 #48 August 29, 2007 This is the funniest one! for sure...Whether you think you can or can't either way you're right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #49 August 29, 2007 another favorite... i think it came from here... "just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'm going to jump with you today" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #50 August 29, 2007 - Gravity sucks. - If you can't die doing it, it's not a real sport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites