One day, Donald Trump suddenly died. After dying, Donald found himself standing at the gates of Hell. Satan walks up to him and says, "Hello Donald Trump! Welcome to Hell! I have watched you for your entire life and looked forward to having you here for a long time! Unfortunately, there's a little complication right now. it's so crowded down here, I can't really accommodate you unless you take someone else's place. To make up for the inconvenience, I will give you three options to choose from."
Satan takes Donald Trump to a door. Donald opens it and looks inside. He sees Richard Nixon standing on a diving board. Nixon dives into a swimming pool, gets out, gets back on the diving board, and dives in again. Donald Trump says, "If I pick that, I have to do that for eternity?" Satan said, "Yes." Trump said, "I don't think so." Satan takes Donald to another door. He looks inside and sees George Bush sitting on the floor with a hammer and he's breaking rocks. As soon as he breaks a rock, another rock instantly appears. Donald says, "If I pick that, that's what I have to do for eternity?" Satan says, "Yes." Donald says, "No, that's not what I want."
Satan takes Donald Trump to the third door. Donald opens the door and looks inside. He sees Bill Clinton lying face up on a bed and he's naked. His arms and legs are tied down so he can't move. Monica Lewinsky is also in the room and she's doing what Monica Lewinsky became famous for doing. Donald grins from ear to ear and screams, "That's what I want! That's what I want!" Satan looks at Donald and says, "Are you sure?" Donald says, "YES! YES!" Satan says, "Ok, Donald. Your choice is granted." Then, Satan turns around and says, "Hey Monica! You're free to go!"