Melissa126 0 #1 May 15, 2010 What's your favorite skydiving related quote??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CMiller 1 #2 May 15, 2010 "Don't worry. Whatever happens to you, I'll be fine". - Eddie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #3 May 15, 2010 Quote What's your favorite skydiving related quote??? "I wanna have sex with you, if you're not a tranny".Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 May 15, 2010 "I'll see you in hell, Johnny!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 May 15, 2010 "Up!... Down!... Arch!" "What was that Indian's naaaammmmee?!" "Make room for the ______!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
likestojump 3 #6 May 15, 2010 it's a parachute - it wants to open ! what's the worst that can happen ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coasterbrad 0 #7 May 15, 2010 "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 May 15, 2010 Hold my beer and WATCH THIS! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 May 15, 2010 First one to the crater gets all the good stuff! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bip 0 #10 May 15, 2010 Grab the grass. Its the bounce that kills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 May 15, 2010 Quote Grab the grass. Its the bounce that kills. ~Get in or GO in! ~You haven't lost your girlfriend, ya just lost your TURN! ~Sure parachutes are expensive, but at least they wear out quick! ~Can I have the rest of that sammich? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dninness 4 #12 May 15, 2010 An old skydiving buddy, while trying to convince some of us to do a skydive that seemed a little sketchy: "Would I lie to you? Of course I'd lie to you. But about something important like this, no."NIN D-19617, AFF-I '19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #13 May 15, 2010 Quote What's your favorite skydiving related quote??? Hi 126, "When in doubt, Whip it out!!!!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 May 15, 2010 In Skydiving it's not the fall that kills you. ...it's when your ole lady catches on top of a FJS in the backset of her car! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 May 15, 2010 DOOOOOOR (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 May 15, 2010 And if it all turns to shit and you're gonna die... take a shoe off and put down your underpants .... It wont save your life but it's have the investigators scratching their head wondering how it got there!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melissa126 0 #17 May 15, 2010 "Skydiving is like cutting your throat and seeing if you can get to the doctor before you bleed to death" "Only skydivers know why the birds sing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
format 1 #18 May 15, 2010 "Only one thing is better than skydiving - sex with skydiver" (TI after tandem with females)What goes around, comes later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 180 #19 May 15, 2010 In skydiving, you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygnat 0 #20 May 15, 2010 When the people look like ants-PULL When the ants look like people-PRAY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #21 May 15, 2010 "When you die, you can't take your money with you. But you can take your friends!"-Crater NateBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimC118 0 #22 May 15, 2010 Q: If your going to hit the ground where would you aim? A: the bar, because if i cant have a beer, no one else can! Go big or go home!Caution: Hard sruface 15'000ft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dokeman 0 #23 May 15, 2010 Its never too late for a low turn! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fmmobley 0 #24 May 15, 2010 "There is no such thing as a perfectly good uterus" (I saw this on a shirt given to as a gift to a baby.)... Marion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #25 May 16, 2010 "Make room for the ______!" "F$@k the __________!" "If you're not smiling, you're not skydiving. You're just falling.""I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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