Skydiving Quotes

"Trust Me!!"

but my all time favorite that an S&TA said to me is;

"I should ground you cause you looked LOW........but the trees got in the way and I could not tell where you opened."

It's not the pace of life that concerns me...

it's the sudden stop at the end.

''If both of your parachutes fail to open, try again!''

Skydiver from Serbia some ten years ago. He survived.

Nice pack job, want me to tell you what you did wrong?

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Nice pack job, want me to tell you what you did wrong?

It wasn't me.
I've heard stories about his main not opening and than his reserve tangled with the main because he didn't cut away. Apprently he fell through a roof of some hangar or some other structure. Bruised up but nothing serious. At least that was the story. It happened in 2002 I think.

“What could possibly go wrong?”

“Can I be on your ash dive?”

“You can’t fix stupid”.

“I am a fast learner”.

“Did anyone can 911?”

Sparky

Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll skydive with you today.

If you're going to be stupid, you better be tough.

Let me finish packing and I'll drive you to a bowling alley.

"my plan was to become Rich...i became a skydiver instead"

" don't worry about it ... just stuff it in the bag"

"hook up those bungees"..( realllll old time)


" Hey !!! can i get a DUB of that"???....

jmy o[:-)

Q: Why would you want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

A: Well, at least jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is better than jumping out of a broken one.

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you just need one to do it again.

Jake "the snake" Cramer "Every time you step out of the airplane you're dead. It's your choice what you do after that."
Over the door of the DZ as you left: The sky like the sea is unforgiving of even the slightest mistake.
Sparks, talking about team jumping; "You don't have to like the fuckers, they just gotta be fast."
In some jump plane: First door on the right, first star on the left.
My favorite, when ask what you do: EAT, FUCK, SKYDIVE

The very nervous 1st time tandem student that asked, as the plane leveled and slowed for jump run, "Why are we stopping?."

Most annoying quote ......

"Get out of the fucking plane .... NOOOOW"

"Remember when Sex was safe and Skydiving was dangerous?"

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Most annoying quote ......

"Get out of the fucking plane .... NOOOOW"

Ha, I've heard that before, when taking a moment before jumping in the door of the skyvan to look gaze back at a few nervous AFF level one students with their instructors inching up to the door behind me.

"Don't worry if something goes wrong. You have the rest of your life to fix any problems."

The spot is only important if you care where you land.

You never lose your Skydiving Girlfriend---you just lose your turn.

"You be careful out there, because I'll be fine"

"If you don't get the altitude at the top, take it off the bottom"

"If you know your going in, cross your legs and point your toes. It won't save you but it makes it easier to unscrew you out of the ground. A slotted helmet helps too cause we can use a screwdriver. Also raise your hand up. It'll save the watch."

Disclaimer: Please don't take these seriously. It's crazy quotes I've heard over the years!

Don't pull low unless you are !

"Altitude below and open reserve is wasted"

Once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

How do you make a million dollars in skydiving?
Start with 2 million.

I thought we were goin' in. And I couldn't think of anyone better to die with! -- Bruce McConkey.

" HEY ASSHOLE! "