skybill 22 #51 May 17, 2010 Quote " HEY ASSHOLE! " Hi Jim, and everybody within shouting distance on the DZ stops what they are doing, turns and looks at "YOU!!?" (I guess they know who they are!!)SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #52 May 17, 2010 Quote Quote " HEY ASSHOLE! " Hi Jim, and everybody within shouting distance on the DZ stops what they are doing, turns and looks at "YOU!!?" (I guess they know who they are!!) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #53 May 17, 2010 QuoteIts never too late for a low turn! "Doke it in"LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #54 May 17, 2010 Quote " HEY ASSHOLE! " You win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #55 May 17, 2010 Tandem student after landing, not to me but rather a general statement: "I need to fuck now!!!" to which I responded: "I'll need to check with my wife on that." It ties into what I was reading in another thread regarding the chemical release induced during activities such as ours. Another which was funny in that she thought she was a lot more clever than I. After opening: "I'm glad I didn't get bigger tits!" Same chick after one of my lesser landings: "That hurt worse than anal sex!" My reply: "I wouldn't know about that." My impression was that she thought she could shock me. Now, if she'd said after opening "Mind if I take these out?" Or, "Excuse me while I whip these out!" I'd have been slightly shocked, and somewhat entertained!Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emmiwy 0 #56 May 17, 2010 Not my favorite quote but posting because it made me laugh: Friend: "I gotta get my shit packed" Other friend: "Dude don't repeat that, that didn't come out the way you wanted" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skypuppy 1 #57 May 18, 2010 One of my old girlfriend's used to say 'It makes me horny to see you open low...' Don't think I opened legally all season.If some old guy can do it then obviously it can't be very extreme. Otherwise he'd already be dead. Bruce McConkey 'I thought we were gonna die, and I couldn't think of anyone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #58 May 18, 2010 Quote One of my old girlfriend's used to say 'It makes me horny to see you open low...' Don't think I opened legally all season. You sure she wasn't trying to get rid of you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #59 May 18, 2010 It'll probably open. There's no such thing as a pefectly good airplane. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
egloskerry 0 #60 May 18, 2010 Well, not that far back at all, after my first jump (tandem), I asked my instructor what the bowling balls were for. He replied "Bowling, what do you use them for?" And my AFF instructor, while it was raining "It hurts because you hit the pointy side of the rain" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #61 May 18, 2010 a couple of more practical ones: Don't fly over anything you don't want to land on. Experience is what you get what you don't get what you expected. and perhaps my favorite: Pull Low, Stay High and sleep with your riggers wife! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoobrothertom 5 #62 May 18, 2010 Quote " HEY ASSHOLE! " WHAT!!____________________________________ I'm back in the USA!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NovaTTT 2 #63 May 18, 2010 "Even in a world where perfection is unattainable, there's still a difference between excellence and mediocrity." Gary73 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #64 May 18, 2010 No sense in letting fear and rational thought stop you from having a good time.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #65 May 18, 2010 An AFFI said... ..."if you see me pull you do the same" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lost_n_confuzd 0 #66 May 18, 2010 From Fandango, not sure if this is exact, but its close enough... "If you're into playin' it close man that's cool, but we're talking mega malfunction here" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #67 May 18, 2010 Quote Not my favorite quote but posting because it made me laugh: Friend: "I gotta get my shit packed" Other friend: "Dude don't repeat that, that didn't come out the way you wanted" Even just saying "Hey, will you pack my chute?" doesn't sound real good, if you think about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #68 May 18, 2010 HIM! HIM! (all together now...)http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #69 May 18, 2010 FUCK HIM! What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #70 May 18, 2010 Most of the things we say sound pretty bad to a wuffo... I.E. Last weekend I was sharing a beer with a guy and said "The three-way I did with your wife and daughter today was awesome. Let me show you the video""Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #71 May 18, 2010 "you sure say 'fuck' a lot for somebody who used to be a minister""What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #72 May 18, 2010 Quote FUCK HIM! *flashbacks to the coldest moment in my life... * Yall spaceland people really dont care about hypothermia do ya?"Thats odd... the plane has never made THAT noise before!""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeskydiver 0 #73 May 18, 2010 Fav Quotes: Don't do anything STUPID under a thousand feet. ...I try not to do anything stupid from 13K to 2K also. And Did you get it on video. ...Ya , there's always a video guy around when you don't want him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #74 May 18, 2010 Quote Fav Quotes: Don't do anything STUPID under a thousand feet. ...I try not to do anything stupid from 13K to 2K also. And Did you get it on video. ...Ya , there's always a video guy around when you don't want him So, between 2k and 1k, you're free to do as much stupid stuff as you want?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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